I’m Not Always Sarcastic Hoodie – Unisex Funny Graphic Hoodie

I’m not always sarcastic…
Sometimes I’m sleeping.

The I’m Not Always Sarcastic Hoodie is for the tired, the witty, and the permanently unimpressed. Featuring a clean, circular typography design on a rich green hoodie, this piece delivers humor without trying too hard — because sarcasm is a lifestyle, not a phase.

Made with a soft fleece interior and a relaxed unisex fit, this hoodie is perfect for lazy days, errands you don’t want to run, or letting people know not to expect too much conversation. Cozy, funny, and painfully relatable.

Because if you’re not sarcastic… you’re probably asleep.